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Monday, January 28, 2008

An Open Letter to Al Gore...

The ONLY thing Al Gore is good at defending us from, until he becomes Emperor of the Moon and rides the mighty moon worm...

Dear Mister Gore,

If global warming means less winter days with temperatures being nearly minus 50 with a windchill, then I say bring it on! If it means living in a world like portrayed in Waterworld (Save for the drinking of one's own urine.) over blowing snow, frozen skin within minutes, and starting issues with vehicles, just call me Aquaman! (Besides, "Sea-Man" sounds way too gay!)

However, while you have dropped the ball with this global warming thing, keep on with raising awareness of the one true threat that could destroy us all: ManBearPig!


Take care.

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