Ahhh, Pioneers of Tomorrow - you never fail to amuse me here. For the uninitiated, Pioneers of Tomorrow is a children's television program that appears on Hamas-controlled stations in the Middle East. This was the same program that gave us Farfour, a Mickey Mouse-like character that was teaching the children of Lebanon to hate the western world and the state of Israel. However Farfour became a martyr (read: maybe Hamas was afraid of getting pWned by Disney's lawyers?) and was eventually replaced by Nahoul, a bee. Unlike Farfour, Nahoul seemed to be teaching not only hatred of the Israeli Jews, but also decided to be a pest to some wild cats at a zoo. He was eventually bitched out by the child hostess, who is probably between Ben from Lost and WWE chairman Vince McMahon as "Best on-air evil dick character on television today!":
Sadly, I recently learned that Nahoul was sick and dying (Probably contracted space AIDS due to a Zionist plot... who knows...) and he too has been replaced by a rabbit named Assud (Which ironically means "lion" and well, let the following video explain it all):
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