Apocalypse Wow! vs. Willowbend Tales #3

Scene opens again in the same white room with the same piano melody playing as the previous editions. This time on the left side, we see Donnie Bellum, standing and looking kind of unsure of what is about to transpire here. On the right side, we see Rocco Davis - who has a clueless look upon his face as well

Rocco: ‘Sup? I’m Rocco and I’m a Willowverser.

Donnie: And I’m Donnie Bellum from the Apoca… verse? Does that sound right?

Rocco: I dunno, you guys still don’t have a team name yet and this is the third one we’ve done? Lame!

Donnie: Really? Going for cheap shots right off the bat? I don’t even understand why we’re facing off against each other.

Rocco: Because we represent two different sides of the desires of our creator?

Donnie: Really, so I’m the stable family man and you are…?

Rocco: The strong alpha male who looks good and bangs a lot of chicks! Yeah!

Donnie: (rolls eyes)Yeesh! This is not going to end well. Clearly you would have been better matched with Kevin…

Rocco: Nah, your Kevin is too much of a weirdo, and this is coming from a guy who two of his friends are total nerds!

Donnie: Hey, sounds like me – except I can’t really stand Kevin.

Rocco: Which is why you tried to kill him when he was banged up, eh?

Donnie: Oh, I’m sorry, didn’t realized the fact that I got dragged into some war I never asked to be involved with was going to be scrutinized by some bizarre amalgamation of Biff Tannen and Chet from Weird Science!

Rocco: So, just walk away then, ain't nothing hold you back, right?

Donnie: Well, I’d like to, but now my wife who was basically forced into keeping a bunch of aliens loyal to some psycho politician who I never heard of before has some redepmtion desire, that and I want my daughter back as the little girl I know – not some future version whose also involved in this time war mess!

Rocco: Is she hot?

Donnie: Wait, what that does… you do realize in your timeline, she would be five, right?

Rocco: What?! You’re not secretly Chris Hansen are you?

Donnie: No! Ugh, this whole thing was a bigger mistake than first listening to Kevin!

Rocco: Well, it was either me or a bunch of chicks that my bro Darren is confused about and some freakin’ rabbit!

Donnie: Really? No other characters have been made yet?

Rocco: I’m sure there will be more bit players and minor characters, but yeah that’s all we got now.

Donnie: Hmm, sounds pretty sane and normal. Think I can come over here once our story gets finished?

Rocco: Sure, just bring the future version of your daughter too..

Donnie: (walks off and mutters)You know what? Forget it, I’ll take my chances back in whatever crazy thing I’m gonna get dragged into next. I’m done!

Rocco: Aw, come on, bro! You gotta chillax!

As the scene fades the black, Donnie is heard shouting "Call me back when Part Three gets going again!" Rocco then is heard saying "Gah! Stupid everything! Whose idea was this thing again! You suck, bro!"

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