Scene opens with Rachel Mills, Benny Carlson, and Lucas Goldstein standing in the same white room all the previous meetings have occurred. At the moment they are the only three people in the room and in the scene...
Benny: Well this sucks.
Rachel: Tell me about it, I didn't even get an invite to the big female character confab.
Lucas: (looking around, nervously) I dunno, maybe being forgotten is a good thing...
Benny: (interrupting) You're just worried about Kevin finding out you got your cherry popped by a future version of his daughter, aren't ya Loverboy?
Lucas: Um, yeah! Besides, I thought you would want to avoid another whipping you got from future Mercy.
Benny: Well, I think the one who really needs to worry about her is proud papa Dean. Man, I can't wait to see that totally explode in his face.
Rachel: Will the two of you quit dwelling on past events and wonder why we have been forgotten about in this little cross-over thing we have seemingly been pulled into.
Mozart the rabbit then hops into the scene and all three simply look at him doing what rabbits usually like to do with their twitchy noses.
Benny: Great, so we're going to be arguing with a rabbit?
Lucas: This is totally embarrassing.
Benny: More embarrassing than getting caught reading that article about lolicon on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Lucas: Oh come on! That was totally an accident!
Rachel: Um, can you guys focus on why we've been reduced to having our face-off with the pet that doesn't talk?
Mozart: (speaking with a sophisticated accent) On the contrary, Miss Mills, I do speak but only in the subconscious dreamworld of my owner.
Lucas: Did... did that rabbit just speak?!
Benny: And why does he sound like Dr. Manhattan?!
Lucas: Just be glad he doesn't look like him...
Rachel: Well, for one it's a rabbit, and two, I have never heard of this doctor in the books I read.
Mozart: They are referring to a character from a popular graphic novel recently turned into a motion picture. His appearance in both the novel and film seemed to focus on him being naked and massive male geni...
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay, now I get it, eww!
Benny: So, are you comic relief or what? Why aren't we speaking to any other real characters?
Mozart: At this time, only the six core characters who have been revealed are the only ones that the creator has given any thought about. There is one more character that is somewhat developed but the creator felt he would be better off revealed in the novel once it begins.
Lucas: So, there are only six main characters and no minor/background characters? Lame!
Mozart: There will be an assortment of background characters but as of this time they have yet to be given a physical form or even character traits. Once the writing process begins they will become known.
Rachel: I don't understand...
Benny: (scoffs) That's not unusual.
Rachel: No, I get what the rabbit is saying. How is he able to talk to us if he can only do so... (Rachel notices Darren Watson walking into the scene as he stands next to Mozart) in his dreams?
Darren: It's pretty simple. I'm having a dream right now and I think parts of your character essences are going to be transplanted into my story.
Lucas: Quit dreaming about us, weirdo!
Darren: I'm sorry, I wish I could control but...
A low bass sound is heard in the background as the instrumental part of Alice Cooper's "Welcome to My Nightmare" begins to play. The scene fades to black as a spotlight shines on Darren. Darren begins to sing...
Darren: Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel like you belong.
A nocturnal vacation, unnecessary sedation
You want to feel at home 'cause you belong
Welcome to my nightmare, whoa oh oh oh!
Rachel, Benny, and Lucas all look confused in the background as Darren continues to sing
Darren: Welcome to my breakdown, I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way we are when we come down
We sweat laugh and scream here 'cuz life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my breakdown whoa oh oh oh!
You're welcome to my nightmare yeah eh yeah eh!
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
Darren: Welcome to my nightmare I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
We sweat laugh and scream here 'cuz life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my nightmare ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Welcome to my breakdown yeah!
INTSTRUMENTAL FADE OUT
Scene ends as everything fades to black.
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